Oscar Worthy

wherever you are on the social ladder I'll be willing to climb you

Cell 07714437500
Email guywfletcher@gmail.com

You might be thinking "how could anyone as superficial and narcissistic as you help me in my comedy writing? Surely this is a money grabbing scheme that will not enrich my life in any way." There is only one way to find out. Buy me lunch.

I will delve into your innermost psyche and dig out that which can be comical gold. Then I will write your jokes for you, and if the price is right, I will even perform them, dressed up as you. You won't have to do anything at all, just pay, watch, and applaud!

But seriously, I'm dirt cheap cause I want to be busy doing comedy every second, and I am sure we can work something out that will leave all of us happier than we were before.